un-filtered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 11, 2017

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

Foistered

Past tense of verb: foister

Word made up by Donald Trump in 2019 rally.

1) To foster misinformation and then proceed to foist or impose it on a specific population.

First they engineered the Russia hoax; that was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever … foistered upon the American people.

Man: She foistered me into thinking that I was her baby daddy.

by Narido November 11, 2019

thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

fostered

When a girl pukes while sucking a guys dick.

That girl totally just fostered that guy.

by theman17 November 11, 2010