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Binary Fission

When you stick your penis into your butt hole.
Person 1: Dude why are you limping?
Person 2: I just had Binary Fission last night
by willyson January 29, 2009
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Pooplear Fission

When the unstoppable turd meets the immovable asshole.
Man, I haven't been able to crap since a week before thanksgiving dinner! When I finally hit the pot I'll probably achieve Pooplear Fission and blow the back out of the toilet.
by Sk1walker December 6, 2010
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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008
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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008
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fissing

The act of kissing while making fart sounds.
“Stop fissing my belly, Kyle”
“I giggle when you fiss me”
by Fiss away September 23, 2020
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fession

baby 🥺
fuck you fession
by rainyyyy November 1, 2020
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