fireman

a pyromaniac

some fireman burned down my flat!

by H Dineley January 29, 2004

Fireman

What Eric Cartman calls a penis in the South Park episode "Ike's Wee Wee"

Stan: All Jewish boys have circumstisions, and-and they make it into a party called a Bris!
Cartman: Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!

by Bman2007 May 13, 2021

Fireman

A person addicted to Zaaa. Aka Pizza

My grandfather was a Fireman for Eating Too Much Zaaa.

by L.C.P.D January 28, 2023

fireman

To steal someone else's joke and use it as your own.

That chodesta Nima firemanned my joke!

by kisschicken July 25, 2023

fireman that ho

When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!

**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!

Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!

All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.

by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

fireman's nightmare

A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.

'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!

by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015