Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.
Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
by J-kitchen January 19, 2011
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The act of simultaneously fisting a girl's asshole and pussy using a piston-like motion. Typically, the fisting is performed by one individual, however it is not unheard of for two individuals to work in tandem. Additionally, the Detroit Fistons can be self-administered. Please consult your physician before you attempt this technique.
I think I'm gonna try the Detroit Fistons on her tonight, I've been practicing the piston motion all day.
by Shifter69 December 13, 2005
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