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Fonkelhorse

A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it.
Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account.
by Kloeke June 18, 2009
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Oliver Finel

An Oliver Finel is an expression used all over Paris (France) to define a Hilarious guy with perfect hair and perfect style.
OMG!! That guy at your left is totally an Oliver Finel
by saltassmfucker June 30, 2010
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fingel

A fingel is a picture that was taken from such an abstract angle that the person in it looks nothing like themselves.
Wait that doesn't look like me at all ! This picture is a total fingel !!!
by Rinipini June 14, 2011
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Finkelthink

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.
"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."
by prevailingwest September 30, 2021
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Roger Finnell

The head of the math department at Fenwick High School, and a true legend. He is the epitome of awesome and cannot be matched in any way.
THAT MAN IS SO ROGER FINNELL IT'S MAKING ME HARD.
by TheOneWhoDeniedMcQuadeAtStanfo December 11, 2011
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finkleton

The title of someone who has been finkled (raped via the knee armpit)
That nigga is the finkleton
by thefinkleton69 September 20, 2023
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Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.
While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.
by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013
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