Italian Finger

Its when you cover two fingers in spaghetti sauce and proceed to finger a woman in both holes.

hey man, i totally Italian fingered my girl last night.

Did you lick the sauce out of her when you were done?

Hell yeah.

by JohnnyAnalSexMONSTER May 3, 2011

italian finger blasting

Finger blasting a woman while making Italian hand gestures.

Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*

by Bobnos April 8, 2017

Italian Finger

When you take your ring finger and stick it in your anus as far as it will go, and the poop ring left behind is to be kissed by your friends while pretending to be the mafia.

I have put out my Italian finger, and I expect loyalty upon the kiss.

by Yxjbvh February 1, 2026

Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.

Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

by latefordinner May 5, 2018

Italian ring finger

An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole

“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”

“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Fingeritis

the strain feeling you have in your fingers when you 'text' too much using a cell-phone device.

Sara has been using her phone to text her friends on a daily basis, now she is experiencing fingeritis.

by edlynn July 20, 2010

Fingeritout

An expletive your drunk husband/boyfriend says after you both have been fighting. He is sick of you, and just wants to go fishing. He's going to take the truck and meet with his boys. Despite your better instincts and desires to call the County Sheriff, you ask him where the truck will be at and where the keys will be.

"Ahhmm goin' jus where's I wanna to be, Baybee, and you kin just fingeritout yerself after that" (A middle finger is optional, but usually appropriate under the circumstances)

by BethL May 13, 2008