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Filibuster

(v) the act of a man bursting open a herpes sac while performing intercorse with a woman who, most likely caused by whoredom, is infected with herpes
Man 1: Dude, did you get with Jessica last night?
Man 2: Cha, bro, but I think I filibustered that trick. She's fuckin' nasty.
Man 1: You might want to get that checked out.
Man 2: Yeah, prolly do...
by ScaryPoppins March 23, 2010
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"That fresh meat came up in my cell and I KNEW it was time to lobby for a motherfuckin' filibuster!"
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by Ben Crosby October 31, 2007
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(Verb) To cum into someone's mouth while wearing a powered wig.
Open wide so I can filibuster
by filibustinhermouth November 18, 2015
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Multiple interpretations and uses of a legal term.

Used in conversation to provide information about an event or situation without revealing or compromising personal and sensitive details about the actual event or situation.

Also used more when an individual or group Interferes with predetermined plans to purposefully prevent a specific outcome.

Also used to indicate the opposite of factual events or details.

Also know as a similie in proper grammatical terms.
John drove around town all weekend running errands but filibustered to his work friends that he flew around the world.

John didn’t want to tell his boss that he overslept so he filibustered that he had a plumbing leak.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 11, 2018
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1. A huge waste of time.
2. A republican babbling trying to block a law they don't like from being passed.
Zack: Mommy, I wanna bring my new toy!
Jenna: No, Zack. You can't bring your new toy. It's a filibuster.
by CoasterMan13 December 23, 2021
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The bill will never pass, we’ll filibuster it”
by ShlomoLongShlong April 25, 2023
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I'm not going to let them filibuster me out of millions of dollars because they don't want to have to credit and pay me for AI.
Hym "These people will get your kids stabbed. I'm telling you right now. Do not let them filibuster your kids to death. Even the progressives are covering for the billionaires and helping them get away with stealing from me. It isn't consequences. It isn't a business decision that went wrong. They are STEALING from me and if I am not paid, I will just kill a child. I'm not negotiating. I'm not going through any legal process. If someone does not show up before the IRS does, one of you children will die."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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