Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Confirmand Fingering

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

by Thorminator January 21, 2016

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

crime-fighting duo

A pair of individuals who team up to fight bad guys; and, who (at least in the comic books) always come out victorious because they are on the side of "GOOD".

Usually both members of the team have a day job and an alter-ego or secret identity. (Because of the masked face connection) It is believed that several Luchadores (Mexican wrestlers) may moonlight as crime-fighters.

Sometimes they have cool gadgets or bigger guns or even a variety of superpowers. Airborne CRIME FIGHTING DUOs often wear designer capes which somehow make them lighter than air.

One question remains, however, when the team is two guys or two chicks. Are they QUEER? Do they sleep/shower together behind closed doors? By God, I hope not. Can we just change the subject? This is kinda creepin' me out.
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EXAMPLES:

The CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Batman and Robin were really the millionaire Bruce Wayne and his little buddy, Dick Grayson. They have matching utility belts. Huhh?

That internet CRIME-FIGHTING DUO Rodriguez and Gladys had the right idea. Why go poor fighting crime? Only bust the criminals who won't pony up some Benjamins.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto, Maxwell Smart and Agent 99, and Joe Friday with his partner Bill Gannon were classic CRIME-FIGHTING DUOs of past decades.

by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006

agree fighting

When you realize part-way through an argument that you are actually both arguing the same point.

person a: No, there are 72 original episodes of Star Trek!
person b: No, because the pilot was a two parter!
person a: Yeah, and two parters count as one episode!
person b: But the pilot didn't get spit up into two parts until later, so that means that there were originally only 72!
person a: No! .......Wait, that's what I said.
person b: Huh?
person a: We're agree fighting again.

by cryslibs January 23, 2011

Let's Fighting Love

The Song on episode 801 of the show South Park, that is a direct parody of anime, also known as Japanimation. It parody's the songs used in suck animtes series, and it is one of the funniest songs ever. you can download it at www.southparkstudios.com

Real lyrics;
Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto ha sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu no mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mechakucha
Daijobu? We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenka suru...


English Translation:
I have a wonderful penis
And golden Testicle hair
Is that the sound of a monkey named bobo?
No! It's the ninjas!
Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I am bad, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
This song is a little stupid
It doesn't make sense
Its English is fucked up
Is that OK? We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go fight...

by South Park/Anime Nut May 20, 2004

fingering

things girls do for pleasure. they stick two fingers in their pussy, and jerk around until they orgasm.

julia wanted to explore her pussy for the first time. she took off her black leggings. she placed her hands on her knees and spread her legs wide open. julia has always heard her friends talking about fingering themselves. so she wanted to try. she remembers them saying it was the second hole, not the pee hole. she ran her pointer finger down, feeling around for the hole. finally found it. “here we go” she thought. so she inserted her finger inside her hole. she didn’t feel anything at first, so she slowly sunk her finger deeper, and deeper. she took her fingertip and massaged the walls of her pussy. it felt so good that she let out a small moan. she could see the hype now. she slowly pushed her finger more in and faster. she wanted more so she took the finger out, and tried the middle and pointer finger at once. she jerked her fingers in and out, moaning louder and louder each time. she didn’t care if her parents heard. she did it faster and faster. “UHH. YES OH YES YESSS.” she screamed. “OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING” she screamed as she jerked her fingers in farther. she started to hear footsteps coming down the hall, but she didn’t care. she pushed her fingers in harder and hit her g-spot. she screamed in pleasure as she started to have an orgasm. her body shook in joy. she mom swung open the door, only to see her there with her fingers inside her deep pussy. julia climaxed, and squirted all over the carpet and her mother’s shoes.

by imsohornyareyou April 3, 2020