fistet

Gauge acceptance of the vagina in metric fists.

That there's a three fistet woman.

by Donton March 29, 2017

Fictate

To give instructions to sports teams or individual players on sports teams in the assumption they can hear you and will comply with your instructions.

Every time my Dad watches sports, he fictates by yelling things at the players like "aaaaaaahhhhh behind you" or "shoot the puck" and the ever present "what are you doing?!"

by tblemur November 3, 2012

Ficket

A freaking crazy idiotic yet adorable person.

Rachel is such a ficket because she sings random songs of joy and love to people who are completely random yet she's cute anyway.

by Tara Tennyo January 15, 2009

fictitties

Augmented or otherwise fake breasts.

Those are some nice fictitties on that stripper.

by Jay Browns May 12, 2007

Fictator

A person who tries to control what another person eats or when that person eats.

Food-dictator

FICTATOR

1) Damn, my Dad is a fictator! He is always telling me I eat too much!
2) food-dictator

by McAdaddy November 17, 2018

fictition

A disposition to create a fiction or fantasy regarding anything - particularly that which that arises in the mind - whether emotions, persons, situations, et cetera.

George's comprehension of beneficial policy is a complete fictition.

by tsultrim September 29, 2009

fictate

To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption they can hear you.

Sandra: No, don't go in there! The killer is hiding behind the door!
Jennifer: Why do you always have to fictate when we watch movies together?

by Jessy G June 8, 2007