McPenis Filet

An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.

"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.

by Double A Ron May 5, 2005

Figlet

A derogatory term to define one that loves figs.

You like figs? Your such a figlet!

by ChiliFre34k February 23, 2019

Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

cunt fillet

noun - 1. the tastiest, juiciest, sweetest, most delicious and succulent part of a woman to eat.

2. Dolcett/gynophagia terminology - the vaginal cut of meat from a woman.

"My gawd, her cunt fillet is so delicious."
"Would you like a slice of her cunt fillet."

by chellysugarpussy May 27, 2012

filet and release

The subtle art of catching fish out of season, removing the meat, then releasing the remains back to the sea.
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.

A takeoff on the term catch and release

"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."

by MikekiM September 25, 2005

Reverse Seared Filet

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.

I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

Filletbia

Large meaty or beefy labia majora. So large that they resemble cuts of fillet mignon.

Dude I was surfing some porn and I saw this chick with awesome filletbia.

by BigBlackBlick January 19, 2010