lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

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Face Fancy

Facial Hair, a moustache or a beard or a moustache beard combination. Something that makes your face look fancy.

David Bellamy has a massive face fancy

by bexywoo June 7, 2009

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King of Fancams

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V is known as the King of Fancams. He has the most watched solo fancam in history. Many idols in the Kpop industry name V as their role model and watch his fancams to study him. Many non-ARMYs who support other Kpop groups have admitted to watching V's fancams because he is incredibly good-looking & has entertaining facial expressions.

"Did you watch the new fancams released for the new BTS song? Taehyung has the most views again."
"Well, he is the King of Fancams. Not surprising."

by KPOP WRITER January 14, 2021

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