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so pretty much you take a fettuccine alfredo and dump it into a girls pussy and then u fuck her and nut in her pussy, then you eat the alfredo mix out from inside her. and if she keeps it hairy you wring out the excess into a cup and drink it.
-guy “yo, you wanna go do the fresno fettuccine alfredo?”

-girl “go fuck yourself
by TheBigOKeepsTheBall January 12, 2026
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Its all cool, everything is as it should be. This is the phrase you use when you want to give off good vibes and let everybody know to take a chill pill every once in a while.
Guy #1: Hey man I heard you lost your job, you coolin?

Guy #2: Yeah I got fired but Its all Linguine in the Fettuccine cuz I got put on with another job payin double😎
by The Chillest Villain July 20, 2019
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Sexy Nigga With much of the strength and can slurp a whole gallon of fettucine alfredo and stores it in his pussy pocket
Troy is a faggot because he doesn’t eat all of the fettucine like a nigga fettucine and he doesn’t store it in his pussy pocket because he is gay
by ThiccNiggerMidget April 8, 2019
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dang, that fettucini alfredo was sooo tasty!
by bebeswagga August 8, 2008
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Fettuccino

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Like a cake mug, but for all your pasta needs. Just add water and pop it in the microwave.
Too late, Amazon. I’ve already patented my fettuccino.
by ItsOkayToCry September 25, 2019
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an undercover cop/drug deala.

usually is easy to tell if somebody is fettucini because they have something either wikid sick or out of place.
(x): dood check out dem spinnin rims!
(y): dat shit has GOT ta be fettucini, dawg
by d to da g December 22, 2004
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Yo, that nigga in da Crown Royale gotz to be fettucini, only five-O drive dem thangs.
by Dirty September 18, 2003
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