Feta Fizzler

When someone pushes little pieces of feta cheese in their butt right before anal sex. The mixture of lubricant and feta turns into a sauce and gets pushed out by a slow rolling fart afterwards, sounding similar to whipped cream being dispensed from a can.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with lube and feta. Jill fell down and split her gown and Jack came to the rescue! Up Jack got, all hot to trot and broke out the feta cheese, As fast as he could caper, wet his hand with lubricant, excited for The Feta Fizzler.
by iDenzilla September 11, 2020
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foreskin feta

(Only applicable to those sporting a turtleneck) A white rank substance found on your anteater.
I peeled er back for a piss, and my hand smelt like the inside of a ass, goddam foreskin feta.
by local___hero September 6, 2005
mugGet the foreskin fetamug.

Sloppy Feta

Apparently feta is Swedish for fanny.
Therefore, Sloppy Feta needs no explanation.
Your mum has a well sloppy feta.
by big gav teh tank January 15, 2009
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feta cheese

A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.
Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"
by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005
mugGet the feta cheesemug.

FETA FLAPS

WHEN SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS ssoo BAD, THE SMELLS LINGURES THROUGH THE BATHROOM STALES. sMELLS LIKE DEAD ROAD KILL SITTING IN THE

SUN FOR WEEKS. tHE FETA IS BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF MOISTURE SEEPING IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS, IT GETS ABSORBS IN THE PORES. GENERALLY

PEOPLE ON THE HEAVIER SIDE EXPERIENCE THIS DISGUSTING ODOUR OR DISORDER.
I Can't go in the bathroom, it smells like feta flaps!!!!!
by a lot of meat February 28, 2011
mugGet the FETA FLAPSmug.

Feta-Bump

A word created to describe the action of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum, which is typically laced with fetynal.
Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.
by trollinghannah March 25, 2022
mugGet the Feta-Bumpmug.

Feta Cheese

The kidney stones coming out right when you cum
by KaioBlue March 19, 2022
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