The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
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A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)
I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch
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Get the festering gypsy mug.Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.
when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.
on you?
yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.
yeah, I feel ya.
or------------
what the hell?!?
what?
dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...
yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!
yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
on you?
yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.
yeah, I feel ya.
or------------
what the hell?!?
what?
dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...
yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!
yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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by dyckdem January 8, 2008
Get the festering flute mug.Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.
"I felt that girls festers all night long."
"I felt her festers, it was nice."
"Joe is such a fester molester."
"I felt her festers, it was nice."
"Joe is such a fester molester."
by heyfranklme November 12, 2011
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