Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

felationship

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.

She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.

by Koy November 26, 2006

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."

Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!

by Big Vi May 10, 2005

fetitation

noun; fetish - meditation - addiction

as in oral fixation, In the act of fetitation, cigarettes, or chew-tobacco, also including devils lettuce, a person plays with foreign objects in or around the mouth.

by K-dogg August 22, 2012

Gestational Slavery

A virtue signaling phrase meant to convey the negativity of anti-abortion policy and the commodification of both children and parenthood without substantiating one's position on either topic. The phrase is virtually absent in academic circles because of its loaded nature and ubiquitous across niche extremist prochoice populations, especially online.

Republicans really like supporting gestational slavery because they hate women.

by Abortion Debate November 8, 2023