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sleepy ferguson

What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)
Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.
by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005
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Fertus

A guy (or girl) that gets completely smashed while playing video games and proceeds to yell obscenities at everyone, then tell everyone how much he loves them, sometimes while crying. Fertus typically can’t see well through the tears and often dies in game doing simple things like jumping. Other attributes are an extraordinarily low K/D accompanied by the sound of his controller breaking and more crying.
Oh man... looks like he’s gone full on Fertus again.
by ReddManchu August 4, 2018
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Chris Ferguson

Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.
by Noushbag May 27, 2015
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Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017
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sickly ferguson

The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.
"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."
by akmatic January 29, 2010
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Fergus

1. Demigod: a person with great powers and abilities.
2. Devine Human-Being with Godlike features. ie. Chiseled jaw, blonde hair, blue eyes, defined abdominal muscles and broad-shoulders.
3. A masculine given name.


Meaning: "Of Manly Strength" and "virility"

Origin: Ireland, Mt. Olympus, 'The Heavens'.

Reference: Ancient Greek History, Gods Amongst Us, Irish Legend.
Quotes of Ancient Greek Literature as recalled by the U.S Department of History...

Aphrodite: "Fergus has the gift of all attraction, his creation fabricated through all things desireable in perfected balance and purified."

Zeus: "Fergus is the substance of Mount Olympus. He shall forever be part of what Olypian men are made of".

Hercules: "Fergus, my brother" Ref. Unknown.
by Prof. Sara Lee Silberman October 28, 2008
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Craig Ferguson

Sexiest funniest man alive/on Late night television with a Scottish accent.

WATCH HIM after David Letterman on CBS
Me: OH MY GOD did you watch Craig last night?
Someone else: I KNOW HE WAS SO SEXY AND FUNNY LAST NIGHT! I LOVE THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON!
by iPanickedTGG September 1, 2009
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