Lola: I am in the mood to just put on a robe and snuggle up to a nice and long fender.
Nicolette: OMG! You are sooo right, lets do it.
Nicolette: OMG! You are sooo right, lets do it.
by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

by afsfcop September 24, 2005

A guitar company that was started in 1946 by Leo Fender. Fender is mainly noticable for their Stratocasters, also called Strats.
by Modern Guitarist August 3, 2006

1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.
2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.
3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome
2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.
3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome
1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.
2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)
3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.
2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)
3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.
by MoheakanMidgit August 27, 2007

When you stick your weiner into a girls glizzyhole so hard that she cums within 5 seconds her gspot no longer exists
Fendering “Chloe Got Fendered by Tom at the party last night i heard the bed rocking from down the street”
by A Man Who Likes Crackers September 30, 2020

noun. A male's penis. Since a bumper is known as a female's butt, it only serves right that the fender be in the front, hence the penis.
When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping
When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping
Damn if you keep rubbin up against me with that huge bumper, my fender gonna tear that up!!!
You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.
You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.
by Uncensored Reality January 7, 2010

by Missy J November 29, 2006
