fembloke

That bloke you met at the pub last night who you thought was simply a femboy, but was much more than that. Femblokes often enjoy dominating you rather than getting dominated. They are normally tops instead of bottoms. They have an intense feminine appearance, but do not enjoy wearing feminine clothing. Femblokes can be found everywhere across Australia, excluding Tasmania.

Guy 1: "Mate I got railed by seven femblokes last night."
Guy 2: "Mate that's hot"

by femblokelover43 June 15, 2023

femployee

A call girl, hooker, paid girl friend, geisha, or other relationship based on paying some one for a relationship.

he thinks his assistant should really be his femployee.

by Nils and Eski December 17, 2008

fempro

From "FEMinine" + "PROgenitor": a woman who has given birth to a child but is too selfish, too neurotic, or too narcissistic to be a mother to the child she has produced. To be used in place of "mother" or "mom," etc.

"I tried to tell my fempro that I have terminal cancer and only two months to live, but she just kept whining about her toenail fungus."

"Fempro, I know you never wanted me and I'm a completely worthless child; and I understand that the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe is more intelligent and better looking than me; and I realize that I'm just like my good-for-nothing father, but can't I please have my lunch money? The school bus is here!"

by Murray825 August 5, 2010

fempower

The overwhelming urge women feel to espouse views that they are capable of functioning in society without the help of Alpha males. To most men, this immediately seems like a preposterous view, however large congregations of women are oblivious to this flaw in reasoning.

Fempower is usually measured as a number between 1 and 10, 11 being 'off-the-charts' in terms of wild female opinion.

"Peter, don't go into the office today. Fempower is off the charts"
"What is the rating?"
"11."

fempower

by Dr Feels November 17, 2014

Fempro

A crotchety old woman unwilling to accept the truth. Known to rationalize the actions of a maspro with the words "you were a sexual child".

My grandmother is a fempro.

by AthenaMarie July 19, 2010

Femblock

a situation when your trying to pull a female but you have a female freind or a female who fancys you and it stops other females been intrested so like a cock block situaton but when a female does it

dave: i was after this bird last night but that dirty pikey has been femblocking me!

by burgerboydave March 7, 2010

Femplain

When a woman explains female reproductive needs to an old, “ religious” Congress Member.

While seated before a Congressional Committee , Lydia carefully femplained that a woman could not swallow a camera to get an internal examination of her reproductive system.

by conshydot June 29, 2018