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Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.
That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.
by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004
mugGet the Feltchingmug.

Feltching

The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion
"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"
by Tha Juggla January 4, 2019
mugGet the Feltchingmug.

feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.
why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass
by soup bone September 21, 2013
mugGet the feltchmug.

feltch

What jaynd does.
"P.S. I will feltch for pocket change... "
-jaynd
by thisismyacct October 20, 2008
mugGet the feltchmug.

Air Feltch

When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth
Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.
by TheSoftestBalls January 1, 2021
mugGet the Air Feltchmug.

Feltch Bomb

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface
Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.
by tprider December 27, 2008
mugGet the Feltch Bombmug.

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching
Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey
by Archrin October 3, 2003
mugGet the feltch monkeymug.

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