Feltch Blast 

To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then consume.

"I'm going to Feltch Blast the shit out of you tonight, i got a crazy straw hooked up to a 4-cycle blower"

Feltch Blast by Halcom U Rbalzitch June 2, 2009

Feltch Gobbler 

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.

Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.

Feltch Gobbler by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011

feltch monger

one who is into the act of feltching

feltch monger by Anonymous April 5, 2003

feltch farmer 

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!

Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???

feltch farmer by vinny125125 November 5, 2010

Feltch Broker 

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.

Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.

Feltch Broker by Geezuses July 22, 2009

feltch dragon 

When your feltching a girl and she lights her own fart at the same time

Was watching game of thrones with Mary and got a bit horny and she decided to feltch dragon me

feltch dragon by Sensation69 April 20, 2018

feltch whore 

1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.

1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.

feltch whore by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007