fileted

To be so drunk that you think you're on Iron Chef.

I was so fileted last night that after we got home from the bar, I put my fish sticks in my ears and sang "Rock the Casbah!"

by RobinsHood September 4, 2013

felted

1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.

2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.

I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.

Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.

by fred vegas March 7, 2009

Felted

To get owned.

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."

by nodrama.jpg May 7, 2022

Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you

“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”

by Root14 June 10, 2022

Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024

Felete

To press the delete button with so much forceful authoritah that the key instantly upgrades to "fucking delete."

I feleted that snoozeletter with so much power that it unsubscribed a 16-block radius from every piece of twatmail for a month!

by BismoFunyuns November 16, 2023