felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's rectum

I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch

by Death Monk May 7, 2003

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

Felched

V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that

by Pedro69201 June 23, 2009

Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

felch

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

by Holmeslover February 4, 2004

felch

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

by Stephanie F***** August 3, 2004