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mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.
Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?
by birdbird April 9, 2008
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felchmeister

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.
by canemaker December 2, 2010
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felchbag

Someone who is worse than a douchebag. Kinda like a bag full of felched out semen from an asshole. Suck, spit, suck, spit. And that person is the bag that holds the freshly sucked anal dwelling semen.
That felchbag put a huge wing on the back of his 240. It now looks like a shopping cart.

If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.
by 240's are weak August 22, 2007
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felchmeister

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard
rob hunter is felchmeister
by jack and jon June 27, 2003
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felchball

To suck semen out of ones ass after anal intercourse and snowball (spit) it back in that persons mouth.
After Darren came in Kelli's ass he felched the semen back out and felchballed her.
by Ornery August 1, 2006
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Double Felch

The act of two gay men ejaculating in each
others assholes than performing 69 to suck the semen out like a vacuum.
After a long session of ass pounding to
ecstasy, Freddie and Harrold preformed the
famous 69 to double felch a hot tasty treat
of chocolate flavored mayonnaise from their
poop shoots.
by Street whiz April 6, 2009
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thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.
Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?
by Robert Fitzpatrick May 5, 2004
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