A euphemism for female masturbation.
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The act of walking into a fast-food establishment with a large group of 12 or so people and ordering a meal. After meal is prepared line up in a parallel line with the counter to distribute food. After distribution the leader of said group shouts "FIRE" at which the group throws the food back at the cashier, cooks, etc. Then upon completion of the act the group leaves the establishment.
Leader: 12 Big Macs please.
Cashier: Of course that will be insert amount here.
(after receiving food)
Leader: Would you mind if we form a line to better organize, a firing line if you will?
Cashier: Not at all.
Leader: Okay, so everyone's meals are correct?
Group: Yeah.
Leader: Right then, FIRE!
Cashier: Of course that will be insert amount here.
(after receiving food)
Leader: Would you mind if we form a line to better organize, a firing line if you will?
Cashier: Not at all.
Leader: Okay, so everyone's meals are correct?
Group: Yeah.
Leader: Right then, FIRE!
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the firing squad mug.Hitting a cowbell a million times as loud as possible. From the Saturday Night Live sketch about Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."
The Mississippi State fans were all Fearing the Reaper after the Bulldogs scored their third touchdown.
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Get the Fearing the Reaper mug.(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
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to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.
im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
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