Epic Failure!

Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!

Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures

by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009

program failure

A euphemism for someone who keeps getting in trouble in prison and whose “points” will consequently go up, leading them to a higher security prison setting.

We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

failureship

noun. The ability to fail, especially when in a position of authority and/or control of a group, and to have that failure spread to others.

The failureship of the board of directors brought down the hard work of everyone else.

by SocDoc420 December 18, 2011

Failure

me

Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!

by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017

miserable failure

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

by someone! January 9, 2008

Skin Failure

A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

Fellutch

The act of performing a dutch oven while receiving fellatio.

John fellutched Julia last night and this morning she was very angry.

by Paginis VaJJ July 6, 2011