fee market system 

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default

Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*

fee market system by breynoldz October 8, 2011

Shee Shee McFee Fee

Origin - San Francisco Transplant living in Los Angeles.

Definition: Used to describe high end neighborhoods, urban dwellings, clubs lounges where people with alot of money, or at least people who wish they were from a lot of money dwell, play.

Also describes objects of high value.

Synonyms: Pretentious Boujie, Swankie, Fancy bling bling.

I don't like going out to clubs on the Sunset strip, they're too Shee shee McFee Fee. . . I want a lounge where I can roll up in my chucks and jeans and feel comfortable.

Ugh, why you trying to be all Shee Shee McFee Fee with yo' Looie Vooton stuff?

Shee Shee McFee Fee by Bickstar July 11, 2010

Spousal fee 

1. That obligatory thing you have to do so your s/o know you still love them.

Athena: hey you coming out tonight?
Toni: nah I can’t

Athena: lame
Toni: gotta spend time with the hubs. Paying that spousal fee 🙄

Athena: cant you just suck his dick and call it good? Find a way!
Toni: he’d need like 4 so no

Gf posts pic on insta
Me: better comment so she don’t flip (aka spousal fee)

2. When you get downgraded because you in trouble

Example: had plans to eat at In ‘n Out but I pissed him off so now we at McDonald’s.

“Spousal fee is gonna be high if we tryna hit up Amsterdam this weekend.”

Spousal fee by Pinkie_high October 1, 2018

Laziness Surcharge Fee 

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

Laziness Surcharge Fee by Nitebred March 24, 2009

Sanitation Fee 

An administrative fee charged to clean up your shit.

I can take care of this for you, but I'll have to assess a Sanitation Fee.

Sanitation Fee by me123098 August 23, 2012

shank fee 

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.

That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.

shank fee by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014

seatsort fee 

A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!

The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00

seatsort fee by Travelingmankc February 7, 2023