Fed-Ex

When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"

by Myjohnsonsmagic December 18, 2008

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

Fed-Ex

When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex

She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

fed-ex

a female evaluating a males "package"

Rexy fed-exed Shawn's package.

by Rexie January 16, 2013

Fed Ex

A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover

That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.

by MSG November 16, 2006

fed-ex

when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!

matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex

by Mr.Rickus November 17, 2006

Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 19, 2009