Febreezer

A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.

'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"

by casiano33322 March 5, 2009

febreezey

Fresh. Cool. Awesome.

That shit is febreezey.

by EmoBoyWonder March 28, 2011

febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

by Colton R April 22, 2018

Fabreezy

When something is sprayed with fabreze it smells fabreezy.

My shirt smells fabreezy today

by Correctandaccurate May 30, 2018

Febreezus

Any spray, incense or scented oils to cover the odor of pot smoking. Used especially before visiting religious people.

Before I went to my deeply religious in-laws I sprayed myself with febreezus

by Decent Kenevil July 7, 2020

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007

Febreeze

Description

1 . to try to talk your way out of a bad situation you got yourself in.

2. to cover up smelly stuff (mainly clothing)

Examples:
1.

J: "I got a new ride its sick"

Aamir khan: "you chat Sh*t, we saw you riding your rikshaw on your way here"

J: "naa thats just my spare ride to keep a low profile"

Aamir: "first you chat breeze then you try febreeze it up"

2.
"dude that is ponging, Febreeze that sh*t up

by fishydonatello April 22, 2011