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festivey

When something makes you feel really festive.
"ahh man, that Christmas CD makes my Yoda get all festivey!"
by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006
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feastival

A gathering of friends, come together for the sole purpose of enjoying copious amounts of delicious foods, beverages, and good company.
Thursday night's potluck dinner was a feastival.
by Matt Meyer November 4, 2007
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Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related
Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
by Loce May 22, 2015
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Festivereinhard2

Oh look, the creator of Innovation Inc. Spaceship! Festivereinhard2!
by Trekguy288 December 6, 2020
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festive

"That slice of pizza is festive"
by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002
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Feastival

Noun. A celebratory occasion that includes, but is not defined by, large amounts of food (often bar food or heavy foods such as pasta).
"We threw a feastival at my house to celebrate the Super Bowl," Joe said.
by Canadian Sniper May 31, 2015
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Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018
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