by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006
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Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
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Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
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by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002
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by Canadian Sniper May 31, 2015
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Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
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