keister-feaster

A term referring to a person who eats ass, or another way of calling someone an ass-eater.

Yo, did you see that dude sending a video of him eating ass?
Yeah, he's such a keister-feaster!

by ReneSkunk777MC June 14, 2023

Easter Feaster

A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself

Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?

Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours

by Foug April 27, 2003

fancy feaster

A person, usually a female, who considers herself deserving of only the finest things in life - especially in food and drink.

"Hey Jack - you still seeing that hot chick, Marcie?" asked William.
"Yeah - but I don't know how long my bank account can hold out. Last night, she ordered a $250 dollar a bottle wine and that was on top of the appetizer and filet mignon." replied Patrick.
"Uh-Oh - a fancy feaster, huh" said William.

by bingo lingo January 23, 2010

Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020

Festerpool

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.

A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.

by MattMuz September 22, 2020

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Festerius

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.

Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?

by Festerius October 2, 2003