sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.
Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia
by bbbadddbitch May 24, 2018
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Easter Feaster

A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself
Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today?

Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours
by Foug April 27, 2003
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fancy feaster

A person, usually a female, who considers herself deserving of only the finest things in life - especially in food and drink.
"Hey Jack - you still seeing that hot chick, Marcie?" asked William.
"Yeah - but I don't know how long my bank account can hold out. Last night, she ordered a $250 dollar a bottle wine and that was on top of the appetizer and filet mignon." replied Patrick.
"Uh-Oh - a fancy feaster, huh" said William.
by bingo lingo January 23, 2010
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Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.
Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.
by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020
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