yearaphobia

when you freak out because you think your gonna die in some year

Dad:AHH!!! were gonna die in 2012!! somebody hold me!
Mom:No honey, were gonna die in 2016. Weve got like 4 yrs till we start freaking out
Grandpa: no, you stupid kids. we died in 2000! i THINK id remember that
Kid: Ughhh you all have yearaphobia. your so embarrasing! i hate you!

by Blackroses59<3 January 2, 2010

frataphobia

extreme fear of frat boys. EXTREME.

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D

by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021

Ferophobia

Ferophobia is the fear of Macho Man randy savage

Mom: hey son, wanna watch Randy Savage?
Son: no mom, sorry. I have ferophobia

by Ethiopian Magician February 25, 2018

FLAKAPHOBIA

1) TO BE AFRAID OF AND TRAUMATIZED BY THE SUPERVISOR WHO STANDS OVER YOU WITH FLAKES FALLING DOWN UPON YOU LIKE SNOW.
2) FEAR OF FLAKING SKIN/ DANDRUFF

I CAN NO LONGER BE EMPLOYED HERE BECAUSE MY SUPERVISOR HAS DANDRUFF AND I SUFFER FROM FLAKAPHOBIA.

by DISTRESSED DISPATCHER April 21, 2009

Fanaphobia

Fear of overly sensitive fangirls, or easily butthurt fans

After my experience with fangirls, I think I have Fanaphobia

by Bob de Fresh January 30, 2015

Flapaphobia

The fear of suffocation by the vaginal flaps.

I do believe my partner has flapaphobia

by Flappy Wife May 10, 2022

fartphobia

a Fear of farts

Meri was scared when startling farted. she has fartphobia

by DXSRUPPTED August 4, 2022