The 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a sex session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle's opening into the vagina so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.
After Suzy's escapades in the back seat of Jim's volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit
by Emily Rogers November 21, 2004
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"Err haven't you showered today you Fezzing basterd"
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Wooooah man, I was fazerblazed all day yestetrday; forgot my keys at home, left the restaurant without paying and stepped on some shit too. That party was heavy on me!
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