Facestalk

To look at every picture in the FACEBOOK profile of someone you have a crush on.

"Dude,I spent like two hours facestalking Lisa last night."

by Deemolay January 5, 2010

FaceStalk

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

facestalk

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it

Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.

by rairai97 February 27, 2011

Fakesta

fakesta is someone on internet posting about how everday they gets so much money and sex but in reality never Acquired these things

Also they brag about hood they are and would beat up anyone

But in reality have never grew up in the hood

And can't fight themselves out a wet paper bag if they tried

Jim is such a Fakesta ,talking about about how he runs these streets , the only things he runs is a co-op on call of duty!!!

by Incubus HeMan May 17, 2021

Faestar

The awesomest girl on H*R.net (homestarrunner.net)

Faestar posts smart riddles in the riddle thread

by Hooooomsar June 8, 2003

Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.

'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'

by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009

facestalk

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

by beanstalkninja March 15, 2009