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Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF
"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"
by jwbulmer January 16, 2010
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factualize

To mislead by seeming to give proof to an unproven theory or conjecture.

Factualization is usually accomplished by highlighting the portions of a theory that align with the desired outcome of the factualization while omitting and/or downplaying the portions of the theory that do not.

Factualization is generally practiced by a lawyer, a politician, a con man and/or a used car salesman. A person who is proficient at the art of factualization is known as a spin doctor.
The speaker had some strong arguments which seemed to factualize his position that global warming is a hoax, even though he never mentioned that the polar ice caps are melting.
by Doc_Iggy June 21, 2011
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Factualities

To drop some factz on a foo. A longer version of factz meant to sound more intelligent when talking to a foo.
"Ey bruh I heard Chris mom gives the best head on the block" -Mr.Sins
"Brah you dropping factualities in this bitch"-Juanjemin
"HUH?!" -Chris
by thesammyowl August 18, 2021
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militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.
me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!
by militant_factualism January 2, 2012
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Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"
GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011
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fartual

The process that an individual goes through in the moments just before passing gas. It can be as simple as a blink of an eye, to an announcement such as, "Hey everyone, check out the sound I plan to make with my asshole!"
Bill: Ugh, who farted?

Sabrina: Tim did. I know his fartual; he scratches his shoulder just before he farts.
by The Divine Clock May 11, 2014
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Factuals

Yo eman that kid is gay
Factuals
by Idk123490 January 20, 2021
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