fauxlut

faux- slut. someone who acts like they will give it up REAL easy only to deny and blue ball.

She dry humped me until I could not feel my life, what a fauxlut!

by Duan Adriana August 11, 2008

fauxlut

faux-slut. A girl who gives off the allusion of being an easy lay. So you take her somewhere only to be faced with the devastating reality that she just has very seductive eyes.

I got blue-balled last night until I could not feel my life. I thought for sure I was going to get laid. What a fauxlut!

by Adriana Danger October 3, 2008

Fauxetic

A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.

Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"

Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."

by RedReplicant September 26, 2010

faux-let

When long hair is combed back under a baseball hat giving it the appearance of a mullet.

Dude 1- Dude, did you get a mullet?
Dude 2- Nah man, this is just my sweet faux-let.
Dude 1- I see you it is just your regular hair styled under your hat! Awesome!

by hasanyoneusedthisname? December 15, 2009

fauxlebrity

faux or false celebrity. Someone who is a celebrity but has done nothing of import to earn this status. Often a reality TV participant.

Despite her attempt to stay in the news by going public with her recent plastic surgery exploits, Heidi Pratt is still nothing but a fauxlebrity.

by lavendercomet March 24, 2010

Fauxlectual

A pretentious twat who thinks that being an intellectual consists of using big, obscure words in every sentence regardless of whether or not the word suits the context or is even needed in the first place, thinks knowing and bringing up random trivia about advanced math or science makes them smarter than everyone else, fancies themselves a philosopher (despite actually understanding jackshit about philosophy but thinks knowing who Descartes and Rousseau are makes them sooooo smart), never hesitates to bring up their IQ and degrees and are generally extremely condescending and unpleasant to be around. They attribute their lack of a social life to a scarcity of people in their intellectual range, but the truth is that nobody can fucking stand them because they're so full of shit. They're not actually all that smart, they just behave like a parody of a smart person. True intellectuals are humble and amiable and most importantly, don't pretend to know everything.

If you've been fortunate enough to never encounter a fauxlectual in real life, you can see a myriad of examples on r/iamverysmart.

by ⛺️ June 24, 2017

fauxletarian

-adjective
1. presenting something/one's self as pertaining or belonging to the proletariat.

–noun
3. a purported member of the proletariat.

That hipster fronts like he's working class, but really he's as fauxletarian as they come.

by aejae April 28, 2010