fatfuck

When a person is so fat they know the old burger king meals and notice when they're missing off the menu

Man, went to burger king with Ryan and he noticed the triple whopper wasnt on the menu any more, talk about a (fatfuck)

by cruffdiggity November 30, 2013

Fatfuck

A creep named Preston who hangs out with his gang

That kid Preston is a fatfuck.

by ThiccNiggaSilas October 30, 2018

fattack

1. A common side effect following a large consumption of fat. Usually associated with nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and explosive diarrhea.

2. A gang up of several morbidly obese citizens who raid small gas stations and steal their stashes of Twinkies.

"Yo n1gg4, I ate dis smoked turkey leg at my lady's parent's house the otha night and I got a muthafuckin' fattack. I was sittin' on their Toto for forty-five minutes and it smelt like toxic, dawg."

Cashier: "I dunno what happened, man. They just came in, knocked everything down, broke the windows, stole all the Twinkies and left... There was nothing I could do to stop them. I was so shocked at their agility, man."

by zoooooombie-er July 2, 2009

Fantuckingtastic

A feeling of wonder and amazment to great for an ordinary fantastic.

That stew was fantuckingtastic.

by CantBeTamed<3 July 25, 2010

Fatfuckititis

An infectious viral disease that attacks the hosts body. Only 1 known symptom is extreme morbid obesity. Once infected a normal size person can balloon in size 2-3 times their original weight in a very short period of time. Often referred to as Devin Carleton Disease from the first diagnosed case this disease is rare and only 2 cases have been confirmed in North America as of 2013.

Look at that disgusting fat bastard over there. He must have Fatfuckititis!

by D. Carleton October 3, 2013

fagtuck

the act of being like "WA WA"

The way you were sitting in that chair at the meeting reminded me of fagtuck.

by Unknown January 23, 2004

fatsuck

The hippest swear cuss curse on the market. Derived from sucking fat.

Fatsuck bitch

by dingusdestroyer January 29, 2018