fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

Fattitude

Sassy obese women that feel the are equal and somewhat more desirable than thinner women.

Weighing in at 305 lbs, Brenda walked into the room and showed mad fattitude to the thinner models.

by Phia August 28, 2018

FACTIST

Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts

I am a factist people! I know shit!!

by Dude the Factist of course July 28, 2011

fatcist

To be prejudiced against fat people...similar to being racist

Jim: Man I hate when them fat bitches get all up in my grill...if they was skinny and hot I could deal with it
George: Dude you are such a fatcist!

by Fatcist Bastard January 11, 2008

faptist

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

fatsist

A person thats hates fat people just because their fat.

They won't let me on the airplane. They must be fatsist.

by dashizz3000 May 16, 2010

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017