female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005

Flatlining

Flatlining: The act of naked planking.

He took his clothes off and was flatlining on the kitchen table

by BIG RAM May 1, 2012

Flatlining

When a person doesn't know hot to kiss and either 1) sits there with a limp, half-open mouth and slobers all over your face or 2) puckers up and is otherwise unresponsive.

Kev: Yo man, that girl Cheyanne totally flatlined me, ugh.
Acquaintance: Ew dude, I hate flatlining! What did you do then?
Kev: I dumped her, HA!

by futchkoleepoels October 24, 2015

Fattening

When something happens that's basically annoying, but it goes beyond this..especially applies to when something unintentional or unusual happens. Also Related to Thinining.

Someone goes to work and its been cancelled; Thats extremely fattening.

"I've just dropped my new torch, that's Fat".

by Danilius November 19, 2009

flatlining

The act of leeting one's heart stop (flatlining) only to be brought back from death with CPR.

My hobby is flatlining.

by chocolock June 16, 2017

Flatlining

Seeking out death or just embarrassment... Either recklessly or purposefully.

"Oh No! This dude is flatlining. Ignore him."

Becky-, "This guy is hitting on me pretty hard. Should I give him my number?
Kelly-, "He might just be flatlining. Ask him what you told him your name was."

by Someguy1984 July 5, 2018

fratlining

verb, coming down from a party high

We were all stoned twenty minutes ago, but now I'm totally fratlining.

by shrimp jesus has returned June 13, 2019