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Fatitis

A condition procured after eating large amounts of food, sometimes leading to deliriousness and drowsiness.
"Do you want to hang out tonight?"
"We went to Old Country Buffet Tonight, give me a few hours for this fatitis to wear out. I'm gonna take a nap. hahahahah."
by dan8ny July 5, 2005
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Faticus Caticus

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.
"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."
by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009
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fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.
whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius
by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003
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Faticus Mightybelly

You will continue to get fatter and fatter until you roll cities down like Katamari.

The only way to curse somebody with this is if they end a sentence with, "But then I took an arrow in the knee".
FATICUS MIGHTYBELLY, FUCK YEAH!
by Mikeissupercoolandsexy June 11, 2012
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Fatidus

When you know you eat more than you’re suppose to
I think Jim has fatidus because he’s always eating Sally’s ass
by BENDOVER691400 June 14, 2018
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Fagitus

A word used by people who are unable to say words in Spanish. More commonly known as Fajita.

Many use this when at a Mexican place and trying to order their favorite snack. Fagitus can also be used as a plural for Fagita which also stands for Fajita. Many strange uncultured people use fagitus, however it can also be used as an endearing term for friends. IT IS NOT ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING FAG. Fagitus is not to be used by the unworthy, if you are not a person who can quote a vine then you are not worthy of the Fagitus.

Definition: A word used instead of Fajita
Restaurant Employee: What would you like to eat?
Linda: Yes please sir, I would like one Fagitus please
Restaurant Employee: Uhm..do you mean a fajita?
Linda: YEs A FaGIta
by Kiwimangobanana October 18, 2018
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Fatinus

Lentini is a sexy dexy.
Fatinus hiereg min kullimkirn
by Murerdaw May 8, 2019
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