she is very smart girl sexy and beautiful girl.
Everyone want to have a friend like fatjona.
If you mess with her she will ruin your life.
Fatjona is every boy dreams she make boys fall in love with her
Everyone want to have a friend like fatjona.
If you mess with her she will ruin your life.
Fatjona is every boy dreams she make boys fall in love with her
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
by Kariem September 19, 2007
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an acronym for a fag dragon, used when one wants to call someone a fag/faggot but somehow fag just isnt enough and no other word is powerful enough to describe how much of a fag they are except dragon
(after your friend just turned off the xbox 360 while you were owning the shit out of your other buddy)
Friend: Ha ha i got you good
You: Dude you are such a fucking Faggon it is unbelieveable!!
Friend: Ha ha i got you good
You: Dude you are such a fucking Faggon it is unbelieveable!!
by GibsonSG2153 December 27, 2006
Get the faggon mug.A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).
Rules of the Faggon Waggon:
1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.
2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.
3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.
4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.
5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.
6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.
How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
Rules of the Faggon Waggon:
1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.
2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.
3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.
4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.
5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.
6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.
How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
by rayx February 16, 2008
Get the Faggon Waggon mug.It's generally a really fat and lonely kid. They tend to not have friends and are always laughed at.
Furthermore, they have a computer in their kitchen because they're too fat to get up to make a sandwich. (and they have a big jar full of potatoes right beside their screen for no reason).
Next, all they do with their like is play games over the net with people from Korea, such as Starcraft of Starcraft II and are huge douchebags.
All in all, they're white chubby kids with a receading hairline (aka balding at the age of 17) and are named the "Top YuGiOh Champion" because they beat 8 years in the game and feel special when really they're are a huge piece of shit.
Their nickname also includes "Fatgot Phamporg", for: Fat Faggot Phantom Vampire Cyborg.
Cheers!
Furthermore, they have a computer in their kitchen because they're too fat to get up to make a sandwich. (and they have a big jar full of potatoes right beside their screen for no reason).
Next, all they do with their like is play games over the net with people from Korea, such as Starcraft of Starcraft II and are huge douchebags.
All in all, they're white chubby kids with a receading hairline (aka balding at the age of 17) and are named the "Top YuGiOh Champion" because they beat 8 years in the game and feel special when really they're are a huge piece of shit.
Their nickname also includes "Fatgot Phamporg", for: Fat Faggot Phantom Vampire Cyborg.
Cheers!
by IHateCory October 30, 2010
Get the Fatgot mug.Fagony (n): When a a homosexual is in major agony or pain in terms of their sexuality, in regards to its connotations and/ or expectations.
"Michael was in fagony over the fact that he needed to make a decision on which boy to take to the prom."
by Michael R Ryan Jr September 28, 2008
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