Fat Cal Ripken

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.

Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.

by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

Ripping Fat Clouds

Something Katha and Max when they vape their juicy Salt Switches at the Afterhour.

A: "Oh look, there's Robin, let's see how he rips this cloud"
B: "OMG this cloud looks weak af"
A: "Yeah Katha and Max are Ripping Fat Clouds tho"
B: "Hell yeah, they're cool"

by MaximumCloudRipper December 2, 2022

ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.

Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.

by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023