big fat pink lady

usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in florida who has only 3 months to live until her heart, and her ankles give out completely.

i'm scared of big fat pink ladies.

that big fat pink lady just reads schmaltzy books geared for caucasians..like Chicken Soup for the Big Fat Pink Lady Soul.

by beer schooled July 30, 2004

Old lady crotch fat

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004

Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024