fat finger fuck up

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.

"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."

by CossBoss January 27, 2015

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

fat finger discount

buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.

Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.

by helltrader May 10, 2010

Fat finger delay

To cause delay by not typing something correctly.

The router configuration took an extra hour to finish because of a fat finger delay.

by Jamesman December 24, 2008

Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.

Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*

by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023

Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.

My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!

by Don Palabros February 3, 2025

Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.

Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.

by R E Dean July 27, 2018