by _NeMeSiS_ March 06, 2003
A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 03, 2010
Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.
by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdff June 02, 2008
by Codename: L November 05, 2006
by salimis December 19, 2005
by Micka C October 16, 2017
dude 1: wtf were you doing with that fat chick at the bar last night?
dude 2: she gave me head 3x that night.
dude 1: oh.
dude 2: she gave me head 3x that night.
dude 1: oh.
by fattylover February 16, 2005