The Rule of Fat Chicks

Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.

-Dude we were hitting on this group of hot girl lastnight at the bar but we got cock blocked.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.

by YoungZ July 11, 2006

saint fat chicks day

A day where we celebrate how saint fat chick gave us the almighty big mac and took out all the lettuce which is why we wear green today.

Are you wearing green for saint fat chicks day?

by No name = me March 21, 2008

kinky fat chicks

explains itself, seen on Jerry Springer, also best band in the world, kfc's will do anything for a little something

1: dude, ur girls a freak, she's a kfc man, she's a kinky fat chick

2: whoa, Kinky Fat Chicks is the bomb diggity

by Mr. Heisman March 4, 2005

kinky fat chicks

explains itself really, seen on Jerry Springer, also the best band in the world, they will do anything for a little someting.

1: dude, ur girlfriend is a little freaky, she's a KFC man, she's a kinky fat chick

2: dude Kinky Fat Chicks is the bomb diggity

by Mr. Heisman March 4, 2005

smashing fat chicks

Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.

Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."

by hookedonfonics January 14, 2010

Fat Chick Syndrome

The common behaviors that often associated with fat girls; however, sometime also occur in fat guys. Some of the behaviors are retarded remark or opinion that nobody cares about, spacing out, moody, and weird annoying laugh when they're alone or without any reason.

Also when a skinny chick thinks that she's fat and starts complaining about her weight and acting all crazy and retarded to the point that you just want to smack her.

Did your girl hung out with her fat ass co-worker again? She's showing sign of fat chick syndrome and it's annoy the shit out of me. You need to get her to stay away from that crazy fat bitch.

by Socal Native August 7, 2011

Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.

She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's

by skinny fat girl August 6, 2009