miami fastball

When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.

Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.

by Poothrower April 23, 2018

Fastball

A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.

"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"

by El Toro Grande September 15, 2004

split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

Fastball

infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.

Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter

by sheener55 April 16, 2011

norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.

"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"

by thekidoblique November 16, 2013

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

Fastball

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.

Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.

by Rodney Basil October 3, 2003