fatkey

Accidentally hitting a function lock key, e.g. Capslock, on your laptop keyboard.

wHOOPS, fATKEYED cAPSLOCK ... aGAIN

by cAPS kING July 6, 2009

Fakey

A dumb motherfucka who doesn't stay tru

"This hoes a fakey man, lying ass bitch"

by Youngslaytheballboy July 12, 2017

Fakey

To exalt thyself

Im going to fakey

by Kj56 December 27, 2018

mo fackey

a shortened term for mother fucker

yo dog you are one crazy mo fackey

by Jeffrey McDougal September 22, 2006

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

Dirty Juevo Backside Fakey

While doing a girl doggy style, pull out, spit on her ass, when she looks back bust in her face. hodini

So I was banging this chick doggy style and when I was about to bust, I pulled a dirty juevo backside fakey.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005