Fattard

A person who completes tasks slowly due to their fatness.

Hey Matt, let's take a shortcut through this hole in the fence.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Hurry up you fattard.

by Biggest brother there is November 30, 2020

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017

FartTart

FartTart a slut that likes anal and who farts alot

Suraya is a real farttart

by Arsulla September 30, 2019

Fart Tard

The teeny, tiny fart at the end of a long string of ass numbing explosions sounding much like a mentally handicap child.

Dude, I swear, that was the sickest fart tard I've ever heard. It reminded me of your retarded sis, brudda!

by Dan Ballz May 23, 2006

farktard

anyone that uses the word dipshit

ryan cooper called him a dipshit

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Farktard

Somebody who uses memes from Fark. Derives from fucktard, similar to /b/tard.

"It's a TRAP!"

"Stop being such a farktard, you faggot. GTFO! Incidentally, XDD ROFL TEH CAEK IS A LIE LOL /PORTAL"

"Shove it up yo ass."

by Max W. Gore March 1, 2008

farktard

Anyone Ryan Cooper considers a complete dumbass or dipshit

...or uses anal in phrases...

You're all farktards!

by coopstain February 14, 2003