Fartillery

A series of rapid farts unleashed in a short period of time mimicing the noise of an artillery strike.

Guy 1: Oh no; I just ate hella big macs and I am going to release a fartillery!

Guy 2: Fail

by wolffocles March 4, 2009

Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.

Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.

by Elysian27 February 21, 2010

farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.

Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.

by Poodleusier June 29, 2004

fartwiches

Food that induces a lot of gas.

For lunch we had corned beef and pastrami fartwiches.

by Roger McButtfuck December 17, 2009

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011

Farcicle

An idea so idiotic, the limbic system by direct veto shuts down the higher centres of the brain and freezes all physical output – barring a single, jarring fart.

Joff: Umbrellas for goats. Goambrellas!

PARP!

Ohhhhh...

Joe: Oh my, that's a farcicle, right there.

by joeobinary February 15, 2008