Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 05, 2017

I beg your fartin’

A comical play on the phrase “I beg your pardon.”

After making a mistake, instead of replying with the bland and predictable phrase of “I beg your pardon,” you responded with “I beg your fartin’,” and everybody laughs.

by displaychris February 08, 2021

so hungry i`m fartin fresh air

just plain old Hungry for something real good to eat

DUDE you want to run to WENDY`S ?
You hungry? friend say`s YEA !!! (i`m so hungry i`m fartin fresh air)

by phildo macrackin April 30, 2003

fartin

The chillest chillers, that reside in the chalice palice

Woah, I wish i was part of fartin so bad… i just wanna touch feet-RC

by ferda jawndie November 30, 2024

Fartin it out

(V.) To relax lazily.

"After all that shit I had to do today, I think I'm just gonna be fartin it out on the couch tonight."

by AgentCobbler June 30, 2013

Squirtin' n fartin'

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021

Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 17, 2025