Russian Artillery

In Slovic Countries (i.e. ones that speak Russian-derived languages) This is slang for penis. This started in a translation to a viral video, DongCopters, in which Garry Kasparov (Russian Presidential canidate) slew the mighty flying penis and united all of Russia with a picture of his 5.3 inch 'Russian Artillery'. It has been in heavy use ever since.

And if you look to the monitor on your left, you will see our entire arsenal - five point three inches of Russian Artillery! It may be small, but notice the girth!

I saw you go home with Anna yesternight.
Yeah, I slipped her some of the ol' Russian Artillery.

by Ukrainian Ruby November 22, 2011

Liquid Artillery

when you have a massive cumshot

I havent jacked off in 20 years and i had a liquid artillery

by cumshot man July 21, 2009

North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.

Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

by UberGeit3000 November 26, 2010

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

25th artillery

A group of children who throw objects at other, bon-group members. Usually partners or defectors of the 8th infantry division

I sent a fire mission over to 25th artillery. That'll take care of that.

by Code_Maker May 6, 2018

Serbian Artillery

Serbian Artillery is when you take a shit from a balcony and it falls on walking by pedestrians.

Yo, he totally used Serbian Artillery on them

by Warcriminal December 24, 2021

PLA 2nd Artillery

The name of the PLA's (People's Liberation Army) nuclear force.

I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.

"The PLA 2nd Artillery sounds scary when you read this definition..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004