Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.

Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

fractilized

in a state of complete dissacociation due to copius consumption of hallucinogens

dude,those shrooms got the best of me.im completely fractilized...

by slomotion August 26, 2007

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022